The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 23, 2021

Brutus, the last time you took a jog there was Reagan in office.

I think he came to an irRASHional conclusion

You don’t have to be athletic to get athlete’s foot. I got it in High School when I had to take swimming and caught it in the shower.

I got tennis elbow using the TV remote.

As ironic as you using beauty cream, Gladys.

As ironic as Mother Gargle and Hattie taking Beauty Naps.

It’s the rash that’s athletic.

That Brutus, he’s a real fungi…

Brutus! Give that athlete his foot back. You already have two left feet. You don’t need another.

Ha! Gladys is on a roll this week!

Scratch that idea, Gladys. Your premise is bootless.

She knows her husband all to well…that is not ironic!

Mother Gargoyle must have accidentally spilled something on her Brutus Voodoo Doll… It’s the only logical explanation! ☺

More like Recliner Foot or Ottoman Itch.

While the name might be, the disease probably was caught in the home. So much for Good Housekeeping Eh!…..

Naw, you’ve got Losers Foot!

If you got athletic anything it would be on your butt.

So it appears that Brutus’ foot is the only athletic part of his body.

So Brutus walks around barefoot, spreading athlete’s foot fungus around the house?!