The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 17, 2021

That’s the way I’d do it…..

Aaaargh! Blasphemy!

I would ask for honey mustard sauce. More flavor.

If you want ketchup McDonalds is down the road.

Just give him a cheap cut and call it Waygu beef.

You might consider adding a few ghost peppers with that ketchup… it would kill the flavor of all that other stuff you orderedas well as most all of your taste buds.

Well, you just killed my appetite. I would have gone with either a hot mustard or A1.

You’re missing the point Brutus. ;D

Brutus, this is wrong on so many levels. To begin, you should have requested ramekin of Catsup.

Might as well get the cheapest steak they have. Once you put ketchup on it, you won’t taste the difference.

Did Brutus just say “please spit in my food. I won’t notice”?

I hope Lenny Henry isn’t the “Chef”

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Notice how he only take Gladys out a few times a year but he eats out in a fancy restaurant a few times a week. That doesn’t include the diner he gets breakfast and lunch.

The ketchup is a really chewy red wine substitute.

That reminds me of Lucy when she ordered Escargot.

Oh Brutus, you were almost there. At least you will save yourself a bunch of money when the chef shows you to the door.

Un bárbaro.

Hold the beef and catsup and substitute a filet of Norwegian salmon.

Panel 4 shows him being thrown out.

Don’t forget a bottle of their finest vintage Boone’s Farm wine.

@timinwsac Night Train Express or Thunderbird surely.

The waiter is aghast!

Had the wagyu hamburger once. It don’t get any better. Enjoy, Brutus.

My intelligent, sophisticated and well traveled wife insists on ketchup on her steak. If she likes it what business is that of anyone but her? Chaçon à son goût!

When I lived in Japan back in the 70’s it was just Kobe Beef. Best ever. And no ketchup. Nothing on my fine beef but my teeth.

I think that he is just messing with the waiter. I might even do the same thing myself if I were eating alone at a fancy schmancy restaurant just to see the waiter’s reaction. Then again, the guy might just love catchup on his asparagus or potatoes. No man in his right mind though would eat that piece of meat with anything other than a dash of salt on it. Then again, it IS Brutus…..

Brutus, the Clumsy Conniesewer…

“Escalloped” potatoes?  I would have expected that from Brutus but not from the waiter.  Maybe he should suggest a side of “basketti” to have with his meal.

It might come with some sort of zip sauce if anything at all is needed. He might well be given a cheaper cut of steak since he won’t notice the difference once he puts salty tomato sauce with sugar on it.

I didn’t realize Brutus was actually Trump…

I just learned that “escalloped” and scalloped are synonyms. And who says you don’t learn anything from comic strips.

…and a can of salt.

Don’t tell the chef he’s putting ketchup on his steak, this won’t go well.

How can Brutus afford that kind of food, anyway?

How did Brutus get the money for Wagyu beef? Veeblefester better check his cash horde to make sure none is missing.

Death penalty offense. Almost as bad as catsup on hot dogs.

he’d have seemed a lot more sophisticated if he’d also asked for a bottle of tabasco sauce…

noticed that BT wasn’t asked how he wanted his steak. We can only assume ‘well done’ – which in this case would be an oxymoron.

Smack him.

Beef is just another name for hamburger. I still want catsup.