The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 24, 2021

The chef is vegan.

No water…..just a diet Pepsi.

That waitress has the disposition of and looks like Mother Gargoyle!! I’d find another restaurant – STAT!!

/SHMIRK/

Must be a relative of Rabbit from “Geech”.

Take another look at the chef, He does not eat salad.

His pay check might be nice.

If you’re that dense lady, I’ll take my custom elsewhere!

Let me guess, the chef’s name is Cobb,

how rude indeed. maybe he should have said it differently then he’d be in less trouble. ;)

Maybe she’s making a joke.

I can’t stand a wise-cracking waitress. I just want my meal. However, Brutus, don’t skimp on the tip.

If she’s joking, she has a great sense of humor and deserves a big tip. If she’s not, move on. She would have already decided to “alter” your meal.

“Do you serve crabs?” “We serve everyone! What’ll you have?”

No, the chef’s salad will be just fine. I will have my own water please. Then they both have a good laugh over the obvious jokes. Hopefully…..

I’ll be that’s the last time Brutus will eat at that place!

At that place he’s liable to get the Chef surprise.

Awesome! The latest twist on the old; “I shot and elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know”. (Groucho Marx via SJ. Perelman)

he always goes to this diner because…..?

he’s not done with his salad yet. would you like an appetizer while you wait…?

Lol hilarious strip!

Rude! There went your tip, lady.