The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 24, 2021

Mutant Turkey!

Was a lame turkey.

When the poor thing was alive, it walked in circles.

Surprise surprise. Tell me something I didn’t know.

Only if Wilberforce doesn’t beat you to it.

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Well he wanted to walk along the side of the road, but with one leg larger than the other he couldn’t help it. With the larger stride on one side, he cut across the road.

Actually, the rule is that both have the same amount of flavor. The bigger one is more diluted. Always choose the smaller one. :D

Haggises always have one leg shorter than the other… so they can run around the Highlands of Scotland… What most people don’t realise is that in order to procreate… The male’s shorter leg is the left one (they run anti-clockwise) and the female’s is her right one…

Our turkey must be really mutant. It doesn’t legs nor wings.

legging up before the competition… Ya got to be thankful after all. :d

Drummin’ up business already Brutis?

I’m with Brutus. The drumstick is my favorite part of the turkey.

Tator, that comment sounds like one king Nebuchadnezzar would Make. From smoking grass not eating it.

Brutus and my husband have one thing in common—a love of turkey legs. Happy Thanksgiving to one and all.

I call DIBS on all between. Just bring the platter of Turkey, stuffing, mashed tators with gravy, cranberry sauce and gallon of tea and leave me be.

As the provider of this great, you are entitled and hereby awarded the honor of the bigger leg. Personally, while liking it all, I prefer the thighs……

One of those “treated” turkeys no doubt. Bet it glows in the dark.

Three Mile Island Turkey Farm.

He called it…he ain’t a loser!

Isn’t that how he wound up with Gladys in the first place???

Brutus might end up with the bigger turkey leg, but not till Gladys has used that leg to do many taste tests. He might’ve been better off with the smaller whole turkey leg.

Everyone have a happy and safe holiday!

Even before I became vegan, my least favorite piece of turkey was the leg. The only way turkey tasted good to me was if it had a lot of cranberry sauce covering it. I much prefer Tofurkey.

Well, with Gladys cooking the turkey you can be sure both legs will taste the same and to paraphrase Martha Stewart, that isn’t necessarily a good thing.

It only took steroids in one leg.

Poor circulation resulted in the uneven distribution of growth hormones.

I really like the toons that have those tiny little smiles in the last panel. ♥