The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 03, 2022

It was a losing war.

My resolutions are easy to keep!! I don’t make any – therefore nothing to “break!!”

/SHMIRK/

If you were not the born loser and did every thing right you would not need a resolution.

When I was a kid, I would make the resolution to not make a New Year’s resolution. Shoot, I broke it already!

Take the next step, Brutus: no calorie food.

I don’t make any resolutions to break either.

Reduced calorie foods. Pay more, get less.

Why didn’t I think of that.

Once I made such a resolution to my wife on New Year’s. I told my wife when she asked that I’ll “Resolve to stay happily married to you for the entire year without asking for a divorce!” It doesn’t count though if my wife served ME with walking papers, does it?

Calories from chips, donuts, fries, etc. don’t count because they are empty calories.

I resolve to give up making New Year’s resolutions.

i resolved to not give up drinking beer…

they have those?

I’ve heard that drinking diet sodas makes you gain weight, not lose it. I put that to the test, once. I went back to regular sodas. Boy, did I gain weight then.

well at least he didn’t come in carrying a bag of cement and announcing he was going to lose 50#

I’m with you Brutus. I want real food. Not less of more.

I pledge of keep drinking “Adult” beverages; in moderation..of course. (´∀｀)ʱªʱªʱª

Brutus in his own way is always thinking!

You WILL save a few dollars by doing that but eating smaller portions, that will ALSO help you drop some weight over the long run too. Good luck…..

Many people who eat “reduced calorie” foods end up eating more of them, so for once, the Born Loser is actually probably doing the right thing! What is going on here? Oh, my! He’s also giving up some additives.

Life is too short to constantly worry about things like this. If eating stuff that’s bad for me shortens my life by a few years, I’ll take that chance. I eat healthy stuff too, but I must have my pizza and Tex-Mex, too.

That’s one resolution I don’t think Brutus will have a problem keeping. :>)