The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 31, 2022

So says the gargoyle that escaped from the nearest church!! With that hair and face, she could sink a thousand ships!!

/SHMIRK/

Elroy’s waistline may be equally wide now.

You and your daughter ain’t no lightweights yourselves, Ms. GARGOYLE!

I guess I’m fortunate that I’m only 110% the man I used to be.

The mother-in-law is not a nice lady.

Shouldn’t that be Elroy Fit-spew?

…and to imagine Mother Gargle believes she has ‘improved’ with age!

Imagine if she had a twin sister?

And you’re the born loser… so does that make him an even worse loser just twice as small, in size? :\

If you like Elroy Fitzbew so much, you marry him.

I’m not the man I used to be. But then I never was.

Kick that bitch out of your house and don’t let her back in. If your wife objects, send her with the bitch.

Hand her her broom…open the door…point her toward the moon…

Brutus has a middle age pot belly, that’s for sure; most guys do at his age. Morbidly obese he is not, however. Same can’t be said for the Wicked Witch of the West and her progeny. As for Brutus’s former competition, the wife made the right choice……

They could ignore each other, but then we would lose all our fun! At least they don’t get into 3-way nasty arguments, at least not when we are looking.

When your waistline matches your bust line, you don’t have much room to talk.

Really Brutus, you have to stop feeding her so many easy openings for her insulting remarks.

She has always had less than passable eyesight.

At least I have a waste line. He is so skinny he looks like a standing microphone!

I bet when she was a kid, her mother would babysit her by hanging her nose over a coat hook.