Shouldn’t in this day and age of women’s rights and empowerment, that Gladys be the one who is counting the ways? Maybe the women’s movement is taking the day off today? Who knows. (Of course my traditional gentlemanly sense of chivalry dictates that I’ll be dropping in to the florist to buy a dozen roses, rest assured.)
Gladys really put a damper on that wonderful moment. She should’ve said, “Oh, Brutuseo, Brutuseo, where for art thou, Brutuseo?” But, no. Their love is strictly one way.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 2 years ago
His love for you it has no numerical limits.
nosirrom over 2 years ago
I went to count the ways I love my wife but I ran out of fingers and toes before I could finish.
cubswin2016 over 2 years ago
It looks like Brutus had another brain fade.
A Common 'tator over 2 years ago
No… an Excel file…
dcdete. over 2 years ago
Shouldn’t in this day and age of women’s rights and empowerment, that Gladys be the one who is counting the ways? Maybe the women’s movement is taking the day off today? Who knows. (Of course my traditional gentlemanly sense of chivalry dictates that I’ll be dropping in to the florist to buy a dozen roses, rest assured.)
CorkLock over 2 years ago
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY YA BORN LOSERS. And many many happy more. Keep writing and drawing our hero Mr. Sansom. Thank you.
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 2 years ago
zzzzzzzz. Brutus falls asleep counting love? H’ewe knew?
e.groves over 2 years ago
There’s one, two three, four. No, we don’t do that one anymore.
Chris over 2 years ago
sometimes blessings don’t need to be brought up… but for you might be an acceptation. for Gladius sakes, you know. :)
preacherman Premium Member over 2 years ago
Gladys really put a damper on that wonderful moment. She should’ve said, “Oh, Brutuseo, Brutuseo, where for art thou, Brutuseo?” But, no. Their love is strictly one way.
Jeff0811 over 2 years ago
We’ve been married for so long when I count the ways I love my wife, I need an abacus.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 2 years ago
Brutus…oops!
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
The only answer to that question is to say no calculator can count that high. If she does ask a follow up such as “Oh tell me”, your dead meat….
WilliamMedlock over 2 years ago
Poor Brutus, he paraphrases a love poem written by a woman and he’s still in trouble.
mistercatworks over 2 years ago
Don’t let your mouth make promises your body cannot keep. :)
John9 over 2 years ago
In every way possible my dear.
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
No, he needs some no-doz.
Buckeye67 over 2 years ago
Brutus, never start anything you can’t finish.
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 2 years ago
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christelisbetty over 2 years ago
Brutus, Brutus, Brutus…the best reply would be “Yes”.
Lightpainter over 2 years ago
Better think fast, Brutus.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 2 years ago
Poor Brutus. His short attention span did him in. Mental-pause.
Charlie Fogwhistle over 2 years ago
Elizabeth Barrett Browning wrote a beautiful sonnet along those lines.
https://poets.org/poem/how-do-i-love-thee-sonnet-43
paullp Premium Member over 2 years ago
Brutus thought the intro, with its suggestion of infinite love, was enough. He didn’t expect her to ask for details.
Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 2 years ago
The only acceptable response would be “Yes. There are so many ways that I could never keep count!”