The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 18, 2022

6:50, am?

Be patient. Only 13 days left.

As far as I’m concerned, it doesn’t even exist.

No, Who’s on first.

Mach madness? I feel like that’s a sport or something but I can’t stop thinking about the $132.00 fill up I had the other day in my pick up truck. AND I had 1/4 tank when I pulled in!

wow, 10 to 7. he’s sleeping the whole day away…

And with the change to DST it’s still dark out.

Brutus ole boy – Get too bed early. You need your beauty sleep. Panel 2 will scare children.

it certainly is mad much anymore, even on thee other months too :D

That is way too early to get up. Not for me at all.

Also, March Madness is my favorite time of year. Gladys and I would not get along well.

After the first round games, I think I like the early games more than the final four.

The boss and he’s watching your time clock and it’s running out……

It is March madness on CBS!

Ten. Old response to an old joke.

10 to 7? It’s early then.

I doubt Brutus will be the only Born Loser this week.

Burning daylight.

Just saw a news story where a cheerleader had to be hoisted up to retrieve a stuck ball on top of the backstop at a “March Madness” game. Of course, the local news announcer had to spoil it by saying, “Well, they couldn’t continue the game without it.” (As though there is only one ball available at a major college basketball game.)

Has to be a basketball score. That’s too early to be getting up.