Or neither? Neither the top half nor the bottom half is half full or half empty. And the top half is 100% empty and the bottom half is 100% full (or all full – or aw-ful as some would say).
Then there’s the overly analytic. I’ll have to measure the amount of liquid and compare it to the amount of liquid the glass would hold to determine whether there less liquid then air. Did you fall asleep?
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 2 years ago
She framed you.
oldpine52 almost 2 years ago
She’s a pragmatist.
ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ almost 2 years ago
it’s FULL
bottom is full of water and the top full of air
GROG Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Let me know when the top half is full and the bottom half is empty.
Doug K almost 2 years ago
Or neither? Neither the top half nor the bottom half is half full or half empty. And the top half is 100% empty and the bottom half is 100% full (or all full – or aw-ful as some would say).
The dude from FL Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Bout time Brutus got some schoolin
jmworacle almost 2 years ago
Good one Brutus!
j_m_kuehl almost 2 years ago
The glass is too big
stillfickled Premium Member almost 2 years ago
It depends. Did he fill the glass to begin with? Or did he fill it up only half way?
cubswin2016 almost 2 years ago
What a smart-mouthed brat she is.
nosirrom almost 2 years ago
And in a minute it’ll be time for a refill.
DEACON FRED almost 2 years ago
That’s also called ‘logic’.
Skeptical Meg almost 2 years ago
On the bottom it says “do not fill more than halfway”. Go ahead, Brutus. Turn it over and see that I’m right.
Skeptical Meg almost 2 years ago
Why do BL comments go off the rail so often? Other comics, there are comments on the joke. Here, there are comments on everything .
JosephShriver almost 2 years ago
If you filled it up to that point, it’s half full. If you drank half of it, it’s half empty
Macushlalondra almost 2 years ago
She’s right!
rhpii almost 2 years ago
Full? empty? So judgmental. It simply is what it is.
Just-me almost 2 years ago
Now Brutus has something to ponder.
CorkLock almost 2 years ago
Politician Hattie in the making.
preacherman Premium Member almost 2 years ago
So she’s a realist.
assrdood almost 2 years ago
People, people….we’ve been thru this already. The glass is 2X too big!!!
Chris almost 2 years ago
at least it’s not backwards, then it could be on your lap instead. :D
EnlilEnkiEa almost 2 years ago
That’s called a realist.
Daltongang Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Good ole Hurricane Hattie, the only realist in the bunch.
goboboyd almost 2 years ago
True. I might ask ‘Full of what?’
ladykat almost 2 years ago
Good one, Hattie!
wolfgang73 almost 2 years ago
The container is twice as big as it needs to be for the amount of liquid contained in it.
ChukLitl Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I’m glad that I have a glass & that there’s something in it.
raybarb44 almost 2 years ago
Fair observation on her part which makes her a realist….
petermerck almost 2 years ago
If you fill an empty glass half way, it’s half full. If you drink a full glass to half, it’s half empty. Problem solved.
andersjg Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Drink up and don’t worry about.
paranormal almost 2 years ago
Smart gal!!!
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 2 years ago
The look on Brutus’ face is perplexed!
cuzinron47 almost 2 years ago
Then there’s the overly analytic. I’ll have to measure the amount of liquid and compare it to the amount of liquid the glass would hold to determine whether there less liquid then air. Did you fall asleep?
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Aha. She’s a realist. Can’t argue her logic. Someone once said that pessimist is a word a cynic uses to describe a realist.
Rose Madder Premium Member almost 2 years ago
She’s not wrong, Brutus. She ‘gotcha’ good.
ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ almost 2 years ago
THIS is why I just drink from the bottle
Moonkey Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I like how she is usually found hanging on the back of that chair.
awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 2 years ago
The glass is always 100% full, unless you place it in a vacuum.
Nancy Simpson almost 2 years ago
Smart-alec kid.
ArcticFox Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Hattie exhibits the brilliance of non-commitalism!
BWR almost 2 years ago
The glass is too big