The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 17, 2023

Strange sponsorship.

That sounds like a snow job.

a world without wisecracking weathermen would be wonderful

Cold weather is no laughing matter to matter.

Another failed comedian who found work as weather reporter on a local TV station. Report the weather, the next day when that forecast was wrong, make jokes about it. His comedy still needs some work though.

Brutus’ profile looks a lot like his boss. Change his outfit and he could almost be a double.

Brutus Perry “Thorny” Thornapple but just for today Brutus Perry “Thorny” O’ Thornapple and Happy St. Patrick day to all the Irish and wantabe’s. Paddy Paddy.

The Hippy Dippy Weatherman.

The latest cold front moved in late yesterday afternoon bringing aching knees, shoulders and desire for warmer weather…about like usual in other words…

While we send the cold air down to the U.S. you send the rain storms up to us in the form of blizzards so we’re even.

why so chuckely there weatherman? I’m confused, which in my case is normal… :\

I am so glad I use a weather app instead of watching TV news. My app doesn’t laugh at itself. Brutus never even changed his expression.

Merci Mon Ami…..

We have never sent you anything but fair weather, a little chilly sometimes but never tornadoes or hurricanes.. tropical storms etc. You should be grateful.

Brutus…..”grunt”!

How about the Polar Express from Prudhoe Bay, Alaska??? (At present, -18F)

Are those cockroaches on the floor? Or bits of old chips?

Right now the station president’s phone is ringing off the hook as the real sponsor is calling to chew him out. Brutus you’re going to have company at the diner tomorrow. He’ll be looking for a job.

Thanks Chip, very clever, very subtle and very funny…

Found out the other day that Alberta Clippers don’t necessarily come from Alberta. (French Fries don’t come from France and Chinese Fortune Cookies don’t come from China… among other things)

And you are welcome, Born Loser, wherever you are.

In the immortal words of the late, great Chuck Barris: “Jaye P., why’d ya gong it?”