The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 25, 2023

Namaste, Brutus.

He’ll never get “inner tranquility” as long as you’re his boss, Chiefey! ;P

A growing bank balance gives Veeble inner tranquility.

I was at a car dealer for an oil change tuesday. CHEAPEST car dealer in the world! They had a crappy little coffee maker in the waiting roon WITH a big sign saying “For employees only”, the vending machine I swiped my card 4 times and got charged 4 times and got nothing. DIDN’T even have water available. I’m fighting the CC charges. Oil change took 2 1/2 hours

Tummmmmms…

ease up on the coffee and the edginess caffeine can cause

Is Veeblefester suggesting our Hero use a proton pump inhibitor like Prilosec?

You may as well seek the pot of gold under the rainbow.

That’s not bad advice, Brutus. Antacids are a lot easier than a cobra or full lotus position.

I’m a pro biotic. Oh, wait that’s yogurt.

I’m sure he has to no oval… perhaps something stronger. How about jumbo sized mint. :D

Go with the inner tranquility Brutus .

Brutus taking up Yoga is like a showing a silent movie to a blind person.

Brutus much more likely to be seeking his inner pizza.

“Downward-Dog or Downward-Dog not, there is no try.”

“Yoga, not Yoda.”

“Oh, never mind…”

Oh my this is so far out of left field I almost lost my coffee on the first panel!!! Visuals of Brutus in yoga pants sitting cross legged on a mat keep bouncing in my head. Hilarious!

Anti-acids don’t seem to work in this toxic environment.

That could help if you have an upset stomach but deep down inside in your persona, it wont have much of an effect. Yoga might help in dealing with the boss and others in his life. I wish him good luck and success, but don’t forget to pray, it can get you help and peace from an even higher source……

@ – the dude from Fl – Go get ‘em Tiger!

When all is said and done, you have to admit that Veeblefester has a sense of humor. It’s a little dry and frequently insulting but he does have sharp quick wit.

That’s a rancid suggestion.

Absolutely perfect Chip! Great art and the libretto is perfect and funny…

I don’t suppose we will get to see Brutus try a yoga class? He could turn into a pretzel and then fall asleep on someone else’s mat.

The Chief’s suggestion could be a good one, depending on why Brutus is seeking inner tranquility.