The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 05, 2023

Women! You can’t live without them, but you can’t live with them.

My ex-wife was always right about everything, although she could never explain why she married me.

Good you surrendered Brutus, this life was built just for you!

Gladys was only wrong one time. She thought she was wrong, and she was right.

Your father obviously didn’t give all the facts of life.

My ex would always have a list of jobs for me to do and would nag me about them. I’d say do you want them done right or done now? She’d reply, I want them done right now!!!

My ex was always right. That’s why I left.

Art and Chip are on vacation? :D

they’re a perfect match…

dad joke

Henny Youngman, 1968

Your wedding vows should have been your first clue when “I do” was changed to “Yes dear”

Good one.

Poor Brutus. Picked on at work and at home.

I had a high school teacher named Neva Wright…

If you change her name to “Miss let her think she’s Right” YOU will feel Much better!

So her maiden name was actually ‘Always Gladys Gargle’? I had thought her first name was Gladys. How appropriate though when they were dating and getting serious that Brutus would say “I love you always! Will you marry me, Always?”

Brutus, best just drop it. You do have to live with her…

Try living without us and see what happens…frustration sets in. lol

At least he’s batting 1000

Gladys, are you sure?

There was a lot of things they didn’t tell you when you signed on with that outfit Brutus .

Always Glady’s Right? well, if it ain’t a real full name then, it sure is now. :D

That’s hilarious but we did see one time last week where she admitted she was wrong. But of course she placed the onus on Brutus to be chivalrous and apologize. Brutus speaking only to himself in the second panel speaks volumes. He knows what hill not to die on.

You are part of a very very very large brotherhood of married men. Sooner that you accept that fact, the easier life becomes….

And she will never let you forget it

I love it when my wife gives me her opinion about something I’ve worked with for almost 50 years and she’s never heard of before.

Now that joke’s a moldie oldie.

And Brutus goes on, “Gladys, you are the master debater, to please yourself”…

Given the fact that Gladys has about a half a foot in height on him, Brutus should have known he wasn’t going to win a lot of arguments with her.

if a man trips and falls in the forest and nobody’s around to see it, is he still wrong…?

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actually her initials are N. Q. R. for Not Quite Right