The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 24, 2024

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    oldpine52  10 months ago

    It’s the only way Brutus will get even a taste of it.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 10 months ago

    I don’t think this classy restaurant is an “all you can eat”.

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    angelolady Premium Member 10 months ago

    We’ve been in a couple of places that assume we’re going to share dessert. Excuse me?! We’re talking chocolate here. No shares.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 10 months ago

    My classiest eatery was an In-N-Out burger, the server wasn’t dressed so nice

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    GROG Premium Member 10 months ago

    They’re gluttons for punishment.

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    Ahuehuete  10 months ago

    Isn’t it obvious that we’re gluttons?

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    zzeek  10 months ago

    They’re watching their weight, grow.

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    nosirrom  10 months ago

    With their appetites Kewpie is always disappointed when they get home.

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    pat sandy creator 10 months ago

    extra cocktail sauce, please…

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    Justanolddude Premium Member 10 months ago

    We’re drinking water and skipping the entrees and dessert. And tipping 10%.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 10 months ago

    Joey doesn’t share food

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    Just-me  10 months ago

    Now that’s my idea of seafood. My wife doesn’t like it, so I could have it all to myself.

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    Jeff0811  10 months ago

    I suppose they would each like their own bottle of wine too.

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    Skeptical Meg  10 months ago

    “You can order six each. I don’t care.”

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 10 months ago

    Brutus and Gladys have hearty appetites .

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    CorkLock  10 months ago

    Enjoy yourself Mr. Brutus. It’s moments like these that love grows and memories are made. I really love seafood. Time I get through eating and paying the bill – I’m hungry. Cannot afford the astronomical prices of Lobster with all the trimming. Before my wife passed, I would spurge for her/our special occasions. Maybe it’s guilt but I feel like I am eating the electric bill payment now. What the heck – lets eat another few kilowatts.

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    Chris  10 months ago

    I mean after all, they eat enough for two anyways. ;)

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    raybarb44  10 months ago

    No reason that you can’t order two of the same appetizers. The restaurant should be flattered as should the waiter whose tip will reflect the customers’ appreciation. Maybe an appetizer and dessert is all they wanted.Naaaa. They are hungry and want it all. Remember. The customer is always right……

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    ChessPirate  10 months ago

    Gladys: “You see, we’re really into LOTR.”

    Waiter: {"Uh-huh…"}

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 10 months ago

    Assuming makes an…………you know!

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    wongo  10 months ago

    And what is this “share” term of which you speak?

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    ladykat  10 months ago

    Gladys and Brutus are hungry and love seafood. It’s a rare treat for them.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 10 months ago

    Love how Brutus asked that. Monsieur Garcon should look at them and realize when Brutus said “each” he meant what he said. To which Monsieur Garcon might ask, “and would monsieur et madame wish to super-size those?” : )

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    rhpii  10 months ago

    Reminds me of a line from Cheers when Norm takes Woody to the Hungry Heifer and orders the Feeding Frenzy For Two, then asks what Woody is ordering.

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    Zebrastripes  10 months ago

    Wouldn’t it be up to the patrons to decide how much they eat? LOL

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    preacherman Premium Member 10 months ago

    Brutus’ order had me thinking two towers. But, I can see how the waiter thought one was the proper understanding. However, the waiter should realize that when two fat folks go to a restaurant, they’re not dieting.

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    Binky  10 months ago

    That sounds good. I’ll Google it. I love seafood. (^_-)

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    AZfroggie  10 months ago

    I’m gluten-intolerant, so I can never have any of my hubby’s (who’s not) dessert, but always offer some of mine to him. Being a gentleman, he always declines.

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    sheashea  10 months ago

    The seafood tower of delights would BE my dinner. Sounds excellent.

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    cuzinron47  10 months ago

    The waiter has clearly underestimated their power of consumption.

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    paranormal  10 months ago

    They’re trying to save you money???

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    Robert Miller Premium Member 10 months ago

    My wife and I do the same at On The Border…we each order the Sampler Platter. I eat all of mine, she eats half of hers and takes the rest home for later.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 10 months ago

    I am so hungry now for seafood! It’s been a while. Hmmm. I have some frozen crawfish.

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    Chris Sherlock  10 months ago

    So…skipping the main course?

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