The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 23, 2024

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    xaingo  7 months ago

    I bet those preservatives are better than any of the things that lunch spot you frequent serves up.

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member 7 months ago

    George Burns’ gags are still going.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 7 months ago

    It can’t be worse than what Gladys cooks for you.

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    Wilde Bill  7 months ago

    I’m less concerned with any preservatives than I am the amount of carbs.

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    PoodleGroomer  7 months ago

    People eating frozen preserved foods die younger but well preserved.

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    Baarorso  7 months ago

    Uncle Ted has a point.;-D

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    jmworacle  7 months ago

    Some pizza chains offer some great carry out deals. In fact is offering 50% off on the regular price until Sunday if you book on-line.

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    cracker65  7 months ago

    Those little Totino pizzas are pretty good.

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    A Common 'tator  7 months ago

    Fortunately, there’re no préservatifs in French food…

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    bobpickett1  7 months ago

    Amen

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    nosirrom  7 months ago

    Uncle Ted is planning to preserve his body for science.

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    Just-me  7 months ago

    The preservatives are bad enough, but it’s all the salt packed into it as well.

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    ladykat  7 months ago

    Good one, Uncle Ted.

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    Chris  7 months ago

    maybe you should add a tasty soda to go with it. :g

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    assrdood  7 months ago

    I’m getting to to a point where I’ve had enough pizza for one lifetime. It no longer appeals to me.

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    krs27  7 months ago

    pizza house c street springfield mo.

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member 7 months ago

    I will take the preservatives, too. I turned 76 yesterday. Have a great weekend my friends.

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    Zebrastripes  7 months ago

    I’m with Uncle Ted! LOL!☺️

    Got to watch out for some ingredients you can’t even pronounce ! ☹️

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    pat sandy creator 7 months ago

    Uncle Ted is the Village Pizza Preservation Society…

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    raybarb44  7 months ago

    There is a point when one doesn’t care about preservatives in food. I’ve made it this far, so just get that oven going. Yo, Uncle Ted. If you want to split it, I’ll come over and bring the beer……

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    GojusJoe  7 months ago

    The guys name is Uncleted? Doesn’t he mean uncleated?

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 7 months ago

    Good one Uncle Ted! Uncle Ted obviously ate well and took care of himself his whole life to reach the age he’s at now in good shape. He’s won – he can enjoy the fruits of his efforts. Or the carbs!

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    preacherman Premium Member 7 months ago

    As I’ve mentioned earlier in another strip, pizza is on my list to eat once I’ve been given my 4 chewing teeth partial from the dentist. I just hope these things work.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 7 months ago

    Attaboy Uncle Ted……

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    suelou  7 months ago

    You really don’t want to know all the bad stuff that comes in processed food!

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    cuzinron47  7 months ago

    Brutus, you could use some preservatives.

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    C wolfe  7 months ago

    The best place to get pizza from, is one where very one who works there speaks Italian to each other. I now make my own from scratch (it is easy, but the dough needs to rise in the refrigerator over night) and it’s as good as the best I have tasted.

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    DEACON FRED  7 months ago

    HA!!

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    Moonkey Premium Member 7 months ago

    Uncle Ted is walking on the wild side today!

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 7 months ago

    Hear, hear! I’m with Uncle Ted!!!

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    gopher gofer  7 months ago

    all the preserving i can get is why i make sure to have blueberry preserves in my breakfast yoghurt… ☺

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    tinstar  7 months ago

    There is a bottom line here, that so many people seem to forget… as soon as we are born, we begin the hopefully, slow descent to death. NOBODY escapes it, including these people that eat nothing but natural foods, and avoid everything considered “bad.” The old expression, “Moderation in all things” should include moderation! Don’t go nutso with the less-than-healthy foods, but, don’t deprive yourself of everything.

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    CorkLock  7 months ago

    You’re making me hungry. Pizza Pizza taste great… wish I had some.. can’t wait. (Kool Aid Song LOL)

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