The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 12, 2024

I’m surprised that there is ANY glass still intact …. with Mother Gargoyle around!!! Cover ALL the mirrors …. also!!!

:-O

Please sit back and rest while I wash the windows Mom!

Your mother can call her colleague Samantha who, with a wink of her eyes, solves the problem for you.

While they are all certainly witches, Mother Gargle, being the Sea Hag’s older sister, travels in different circles.

Maybe Brutus could squeegee it in with all of the other tasks on his honey-do list.

Any of you readers know an efficient way to clean a glass door, please? I’ve got kid’s finger smears, all over it!

time to delegate…

The old battle axe closes out the week with her being the pane in the glass. Too many letters in glass!

Rim shot? Did I hear a rim shot?

Ohhh Mother Gargle. Living on the Edge!

Mother Gargle sums it up well.

maybe you should invest in some self cleaning windows, like the cars do. ;)

Gladys cleaning and Mother Gargle supervising the TV and Refrig.

Good one, Mother Gargle!

See, she’s not totally lazy. However, Gargoyle Girl doesn’t seem to earn her keep and l heard no offer to help from her. Though she might lift her feet off the floor so her daughter could vacuum under them……

Phase Two should be sending Gargoyle back to Eerie.

Ok score one (grudgingly) for Mama. I didn’t think she was capable of humor that didn’t come at the expense of her son-in-law! Blind squirrels and nuts I guess. But nice pun Mama.

You skipped phase 1, kick mama out.

ba dum tss

Mother G is just so witty…at least, today.

thanks to all the salt spray from the ocean, i have to clean the windows year-round if i want to be able to see outside…

What I remember when I was married that if one of us cleaned the outside at the same time the other one cleaned inside, we could finish the whole thing in an hour. We had a split-level home. Ladders were required. Now I live in a ranch and just say that I plan to replace the windows. I do plan to, and maybe this year or next I actually will. The original windows are pretty junky. The builders would not let me upgrade the windows.