The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 09, 2024

Was he supposed to take the test too?

All women say that.

After they married us.

And they add: “My mother told me!”.

Why would you do that?

If Brutus is lucky she will trade him in.

She must be taking the same test my ex wife did.

familiar territory for Brutus…

She’s right. She found a pigeon to support her. He didn’t do so well.

Gladys knew she was marrying a fixer-upper but she didn’t know it would be a lifelong project.

Not surprising.

Brutus is way past 20 years with Gladys, he can retire

err… okay. not sure how being married to yourself works then, unless I’m missing something here. :\

Well, Brutus is her flunky!

If you scored less than zero, which I’m guessing is where Brutus is at, what does it mean?

Don’t worry Brutus – you’re the meal ticket. And for Mother Gargle. You lucky dog.

Don’t blame me, she accepted my proposal.

Imagine that.

“Oh?”, says Thorny, “Guess I’ll just go get my coat, car keys and check book and move into a Motel 6”{

You should let Brutus take the test on his own, Gladys.

The coffee puff tells all. No matter what the problem it’s Brutus’s fault.

Man, he really can’t win.

Should’ve grabbed a pencil Brutus .

It’s a compatibility test, how is it you’re doing good, if you’re incompatible as a couple?

It’s all a matter of perspective and in spite of their mutual love and at times affection, her perspective is jaded on many occasions, including this one ….

ba dum tss

Well, that’s just mean.

I am sure magazine tests are the gold standard for compatibility. Consider the source, Gladys. Enjoy the entertainment and be kind to the man who loves you. Better yet, put the magazine down and take a walk with your husband, son, and Kewpie. Everyone will be happier (unless it’s raining.)

So, Gladys is compatible with marriage, but Brutus isn’t?

“That’s odd, Gladys, since I don’t remember taking any such test.”

Pretty clear that the test outcomes are rigged, Brutus.