I thought I was gaining weight, weighed myself and the scale read the same. I told my wife the fat was in my head, not my gut. She of course took it the wrong way. She was nice enough to refrain from calling me “fathead”, but I knew she considered it.
Saw that one coming a mile away.. However, he is in very good company, as most men carry a few extra pounds in their mid section as we get older; as do many women including Mother Gargoyle l might add…….
Not sure where Miss SI Swimsuit Edition Cover Model got the idea it was her bailiwick to criticize others’ physiques but not surprised she would. Brutus could tell her “we have something in common then.”
I came across some lost lore. Who knew that Mother Gargle’s young sister was called Clementine? (Nebushumor.worDpress.cOm/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/thimble_theatre_1950-04april-25_tom)
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 1 month ago
I saw the punchline coming.
zzeek about 1 month ago
They both appear to have the same physique. She has no room to talk.
oldpine52 about 1 month ago
She does have a point…right on the top of her head.
LookingGlass Premium Member about 1 month ago
So sayeth the “woman” who looks like ….. “Quasimodo!!!”
;-)
CorkLock about 1 month ago
Brutus, Mother Gargle baits you and you bite. Iggy here.
ArcticFox Premium Member about 1 month ago
Let alone his nose.
GROG Premium Member about 1 month ago
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the roundest of them all?
Macushlalondra about 1 month ago
Says the woman with a witch’s hat for hair.
jmworacle about 1 month ago
You’d think Brutus would learn by now.
nosirrom about 1 month ago
Brutus is so well rounded he can roll with the insults.
The Reader Premium Member about 1 month ago
It’s a testament to your daughter’s ‘cooking!’
pat sandy creator about 1 month ago
Brutus set himself up…
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member about 1 month ago
Let her have her fun Brutus . Your day will come .
DawnQuinn1 about 1 month ago
Mother Gargle. Even the Devil himself would not start a fight with her. He knows he would not stand a chance.
Rich_Pa about 1 month ago
And there it is.
Chris about 1 month ago
at least he doesn’t need to borrow any bowling balls… he could just roll down thee alley himself. :D
flemmingo about 1 month ago
You old battle axe have you checked your butt in the mirror? You’re well rounded in two places.
Jeff0811 about 1 month ago
I thought I was gaining weight, weighed myself and the scale read the same. I told my wife the fat was in my head, not my gut. She of course took it the wrong way. She was nice enough to refrain from calling me “fathead”, but I knew she considered it.
raybarb44 about 1 month ago
Saw that one coming a mile away.. However, he is in very good company, as most men carry a few extra pounds in their mid section as we get older; as do many women including Mother Gargoyle l might add…….
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 1 month ago
Brutus: And I noticed it is not your hair…it is your head that is pointed…
hooglah about 1 month ago
Tie a bone around her neck and let the dogs drag her off.
paranormal about 1 month ago
And I thought Mother Gargoyle was going to say something nice to Brutus…
ChessPirate about 1 month ago
“Aw, go haunt a house!”
Strawberry King about 1 month ago
Ramona, did anyone tell you you look like a movie star?
Madusa from Clash of the Titans.
ladykat about 1 month ago
Pot calling the kettle black, Mother Gargle?
Daltongang Premium Member about 1 month ago
Good old Brutus. He doesn’t have to get in shape, because round is a shape.
rhpii about 1 month ago
I suppose the old retort, I could lose the weight but you’d still be ugly doesn’t work well in a family situation.
GojusJoe about 1 month ago
My favorite dance, the beer belly polka.
andersjg Premium Member about 1 month ago
Gargoyle goes right to Brutus’ belly, makes him sick.
Just-me about 1 month ago
I’m right there with you Brutus. I’m in shape, round is a shape!
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 1 month ago
Not sure where Miss SI Swimsuit Edition Cover Model got the idea it was her bailiwick to criticize others’ physiques but not surprised she would. Brutus could tell her “we have something in common then.”
cuzinron47 about 1 month ago
If it weren’t for insults she’d have nothing to say.
cuzinron47 about 1 month ago
BTW, you need to leave, your broom is double parked.
johnaapc about 1 month ago
Like we didn’t see that punch line coming…
Pharmakeus Ubik about 1 month ago
I came across some lost lore. Who knew that Mother Gargle’s young sister was called Clementine? (Nebushumor.worDpress.cOm/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/thimble_theatre_1950-04april-25_tom)
oakie817 about 1 month ago
ba dum tss
Troy about 1 month ago
I have the body of a god…… Buddha.
sincavage05 about 1 month ago
Oh! And when is your baby due?
Chris Sherlock about 1 month ago
I saw the punchline coming in the first panel.