The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 24, 2024

Loud enough for the neighbors to hear?

Gladys is noisy and her mother is scary.

Like Gladys, my ex-wife was never wrong…if you don’t believe me just ask her.

A truth does not mind being questioned.

A lie does not like being challenged.

Did you ever notice she’s bigger and taller than you?

As long as it doesn’t turn into a domestic, the police won’t have to show up.

I’d love to know the argument

I didn’t realize that Brutus had a death wish.

Gladys should apply for a job at FOX as a BS spreader.

Too real.

I was once told by my ex, “If I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you!”

careful, Brutus…!

Yep, you thought you married Miss Right. Instead, you got Miss Always Right!

He should pull a Buggs Bunny and shout, “You’re not wrong”, and see what happens.

You figured that out too huh Brutus ?

Give up Brutus. Before you get an all night time out on couch and no breakfast.

yeah and the angrier she gets too… hope you have a first aid kit ready for the nose bleed you’re about to have with that knuckle sandwich you’re about to have. :}

I, too, have, from time to time, been mistaken at the top of my voice.

My Mom does that!

She also says, “It’s not a contest.” when she realizes she’s wrong.

Gladys isn’t the only person who acts that way. It also affects both men and women.Actually, calling people on that usually upsets them more. That’s why l do it myself. Keep up the good work…..

snot – stew; snot – Stew; snot – STEW!

Later that night, as Brutus tries to get to sleep on that uncomfortable couch, he thinks “Well, that was the wrong thing to say…”

For once Brutus is right

Once again it points out the loser in him if he thinks he can win this argument.

Hah! Same with my bride! Brutus is being either very brave (that height difference alone would scare me) or he really Iikes sleeping on the couch!

so many people resort to “if I can’t win on facts, I can always win on volume”

And they say romance is dead

Good thing that isn’t me- – -He will get a pop on the nose-can’t miss it.

If you can’t win with facts, do it with volume.

Those conversations never go anywhere. I don’t know what the people expect once they get to that point. Neither are likely to back down. With these two, they probably don’t even remember what they were arguing about.