The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 07, 2024

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    codycab  18 days ago

    Hopefully this won’t be a raw deal.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 18 days ago

    I hope the waitress is good at math.

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    C  18 days ago

    We’ll never use math in the real world . . . . . .

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    oldpine52  18 days ago

    Cheap at half the price.

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    LookingGlass Premium Member 18 days ago

    Whaaaat?!?!?! No ….. baker’s dozen! ! !

    :-O

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    Mannyo48  18 days ago

    The special should have been…Buy 5 for the price of 10, and get 5 extra for free.

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    GROG Premium Member 18 days ago

    Brutus is no math whiz.

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    MReese  18 days ago

    Aw. Throw in two freebies and tell him he won a contest.

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    stillfickled Premium Member 18 days ago

    Loser

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    pat sandy creator 18 days ago

    maybe he should just get a burger…

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    dkoch59  18 days ago

    It could have been worse; he could have ordered 11.

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    Robert4170  18 days ago

    He’s so stupid.

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 18 days ago

    Shrimp for lunch ?

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 18 days ago

    10 cents each, OR a dozen for a dollar and a half………OOOH, I’ll have a dozen, then

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member 18 days ago

    That’s $10.

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    Jeffin Premium Member 18 days ago

    Now I’m a little tens.

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    Niko S  18 days ago

    WTH Brutus.

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    Chris  18 days ago

    oh dear… he’s diffidently not good with math… unless he meant ten plates of twelve shrimp.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 18 days ago

    With those kinds of math skills Brutus should work in government.

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    Just-me  18 days ago

    Brutus, you might want to redo the math there friend.

    This reminds me of the supposedly true story where shirts were being sold for $5.00 each or 3 for $20. According to the story, people were buying the 3 for 20 deal never realizing they were over paying.

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    ChessPirate  18 days ago

    I expect Brutus would have no problem understanding Lou Costello’s 7 × 13 = 28… ☺

    Www.youtube.Com/watch?v=xIDenK8IWmQ

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    Zebrastripes  18 days ago

    I think he means 12 for 10.00 but I don’t think she understands what he meant….be more specific …LOL☺️

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    ladykat  18 days ago

    I’ll have the dozen, thank you.

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    raybarb44  18 days ago

    Portion control is the first step towards loosing wright. Good job Brutus, as the holidays are around the corner. However, your math leaves a lot to be desired. I would have gotten the twelve myself…….

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member 18 days ago

    Brutus isn’t very good at math is he ?

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    will.pittenger1  18 days ago

    That’ll be $10.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 18 days ago

    Brutus: Gaffes’r Us. Too bad he doesn’t have a cup of coffee yet. Perfect place for the steam puff. Although this time it’s for an eye roll, not a rimshot

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    Paul D Premium Member 18 days ago

    “Ten cents each, or two for a quarter.”

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    dpatrickryan Premium Member 18 days ago

    “You’re the boss! Ten shrimp for ten bucks it is!”

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    walstib Premium Member 18 days ago

    I recently ordered a seafood enchilada at a Mexican restaurant which featured “salad shrimp”. Never heard of that before. Good, but tiny. Instead of jumbo shrimp, they were shrimpy shrimps.

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    cuzinron47  18 days ago

    She has the look like is he really that stupid.

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    paullp Premium Member 18 days ago

    I always lean toward giving Brutus the benefit of the doubt (he is our hero, after all), so I’ll assume he’s kidding her.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 17 days ago

    I hope he doesn’t help Wilberforce with his math classes. The poor kid. Maybe they can learn together.

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    s_krumpe  17 days ago

    Maybe he only wanted 10? Where I used to work, we’d have Monster energy drinks buy 2 get 1 free. Had a guy that would never get a third simply because he knew he’d drink it even if he didn’t want it

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    gopher gofer  17 days ago

    wow. that “platter” would be about big enough for an appetizer. what’s for the main course…? ☺

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    wolff5491  17 days ago

    Yes please

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    sincavage05  17 days ago

    Did he fail math in grade school?

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