The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 21, 2024

The best gift Hattie could give? Good behavior towards others.

How …. quaint!!!!

/SHEESH\

Is Hattie related to Veeblefester?

Hit her with a snowball Brutus

“Hattie… you shouldn’t have!”

Hattie, where you been? At least you have your normal Christmas spirit intact!

Ah, Hurricane Hattie, just in time to spread holiday joy. As opposed to the other joy she spreads the rest of the year.

Nothing is better than a bad present.

Is Hattie a clone of Mother Gargoyle?

nothin’ from nothin’ leaves nothin’…

Double AND nothing!!!

Coming from her, nothing is probably the best gift.

She’s so generous, she’s going to double what she gave him last year

And his boss told him that he was going to double the bonus that he got last year. Last year he got nada.

“I’m gettin’ nothin’ for Christmas.”

Old Christmas song.

Hattie is on the path towards becoming an Attorney and then politics.

Gee thanks for nothing kid.

Once a brat….☹️

And on Christmas morning Hattie is going to wonder about who put the two lumps of coal in her stocking.

Yup, by the time your kids are old enough to Christmas shop for you, you are too old to want anything.

Gotta love Hattie!

I’m sure he would love it… hey, wait a minute here!? :J

“What a coincidence, that is the exact same gift I am giving you this year” is what I would have said but then again, I am not the kind guy that Brutus is. I am pretty sure that he has a real gift for her and for Gargoyle too….

This year because of inflation, it’ll cost her double what she spent last year.

It also matches his gift from Rancid! But that’s a whole lot better than the fruit cake from Mama Gargoyle!

twice nothing is still nothing