The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for October 11, 2019
October 10, 2019
October 12, 2019
Transcript:
Thanks to the Readers of "The Comic Strip that has a Finale Every Day!" This is the last strip! It's been a great run! Tomorrow: Goodbye again!
And now, it’s time for your most awaited show. The Tale of the Giant Frog Creature from Outer Space!
(Ep #87) :
Dr. Frogensteins’s brain heads the frog scientists committee who are planning on building scout drones. And Dr. Frogensteins’s brain has more ideas for the drones.
“Why not create a drone army to take on the giant mosquitoes on Planet Diptera?”, suggests Dr. Frogensteins’s brain, “and we could also use these remote controlled drones to defend ourselves over here on Planet Bribbitt too, in case those giant mosquitoes attacked us again.”
“Nice plan, doc”, says Brekk, “but wouldn’t that take a lot of resources and frogpower, both of which we’re short of right now?”
“I guess yes”, replies Dr. Frogensteins’s brain, “but haven’t we captured the giant toad territories? We can use those ugly good for nothing toads as slaves in our mines and factories.”
“I thought you were against slavery, doc”, says Brekk, “you were one of the greatest advocates of ‘equal rights to all sentient creatures’ movement back then.”
“Ah yes, I was, my boy”, says Dr. Frogensteins’s brain, “I was a fool. Even though I knew that the toads were all usually evil drug peddlers who were high on that stuff themselves, I believed that of given a chance, they’d be better creatures than that. Of course, maybe now that our regime rules their land, their next generation may change for the good, but there’s no guarantee that they won’t go for revenge against us frogs who conquered them and humiliated their elders. Also, their current generation is so high on the stuff they peddle that there’s no saving those souls. I’ve seen first hand how cruel and evil they can be. Their toad king chopped off all my limbs, and then every part in my body, and dissected it too. And they all stood there watching it on their live TV and were laughing. I don’t have my body anymore, Brekk, and these heartless fiends destroyed it.”
There’s a brief moment of silence. And then Dr. Frogensteins’s brain resumes, "now