The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for May 22, 2021

Smiling anthropomorphic dog over there is actually Rover the Space Dog. His background, why he always smiles, and how he joined his pals here, it will all be revealed in the upcoming seasons of….

…The Giant Frog Creature from Outer Space!! (some dramatic music here) With Buzz Bug. Season 2 – COMING SOON! (Just don’t ask me when)

Their real outer space adventures begins now! The two year long wait for the next season is finally over! (Perhaps) conditions apply.

And yes, the next season also begins on a dark and stormy night. (This is for certainly).

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(conditions that apply : If I’m not too lazy to write these new episodes that is.)

And now, for some space samosas on Samosa Saturday. Conical flying saucer shaped samosas coming up!

Bigger in Texas

A blind man visits Texas. When he gets to his hotel room, he feels the bed. “Wow, this bed is big!”

“Everything is big in Texas,” says the bellhop.

The man heads downstairs to the bar, settles into a huge barstool and orders a beer. A mug is placed between his hands. “Wow these drinks are big!”

The bartender replies, “Everything is big in Texas.”

After downing a few, the blind man asks where the bathroom is. “Second door to the right,” says the bartender.

The blind man heads for the bathroom but accidentally enters the third door, which leads to the swimming pool, and he falls in. Popping his head up from under the water and flailing his arms, he shouts,

“Don’t flush, don’t flush!”