The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for February 06, 2022

The New Secretary

Kevin gets a New Secretary. A few days later his wife learns of this new hire, and so he faces a volley of rapid, suspicious questions.

Emma (Kevin’s wife): “Does your new secretary have nice legs?"

Kevin: “Didn’t quite notice."

Emma: “What color are her eyes?”

Kevin: “Haven’t had the time to check."

Emma: “What are the nail polish colors she uses, metallic, gel or neon?”

Kevin: “Not a clue in the world."

Emma: "Does she have a local accent?”

Kevin: “I barely spoke to her, so don’t know.”

Emma: “How does she dress?”

Kevin: "Very quickly.”

They is saying bye bye to Sunday. As tomorrow is…