The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for February 13, 2022

Happy Superbowl Sunday

IT’S A TOSS

I wasn’t sure if I wanted to go to church or a football game. So, my friend Tim decided to toss a coin. It took 9 tosses to finally decide that we’d be going to the game.

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BALTIMORE RAVENS FAN

Miss Marie Collins, a first-grade teacher, explains to her class that she is a Pittsburg Steelers fan. She asks her pupils to raise their hands if they are Steelers fans too. Not really knowing what a Steelers fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air.

There is, however, one exception. Paula has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

‘’Because I’m not a Steelers fan.’’ she answers.

‘’Then," asks Miss Collins, ’’what are you?’’

’’I’m a Baltimore Ravens fan.’’ boasts Paula proudly.

The teacher asks Paula why she is a Ravens fan.

‘’Well, my Dad and Mum are Ravens fans, so I’m a Ravens fan too." Paula responds.

’’That’s no reason,‘’ Miss Collins retorts. ’’What if your mum was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?’’

Paula smiles and says, ‘’Then I’d be a Steelers fan.’’

Only One Superbowl Sunday Per Year (enjoy the bonus)

The Football Star

Tebow, a local football star, is on his way to watch the Superbowl when he sees a building on fire. A woman is standing three floors up on the ledge holding her pet cat in her arms.

‘’Hey, lady," yells Tebow, ’’Throw me the cat.’’

‘’No," she cries, ’’It’s too far.’’

‘’I play football, I can catch him.’’

The smoke is pouring from the windows, and finally, the woman waves to Tebow, kisses her cat goodbye, and then tosses the moggy down onto the street. Tebow keeps his eye on the cat as it comes hurtling down toward him. The feline, bounces off an awning and Tebow runs into the street and catches the cat. He jumps six feet into the air and makes a spectacular one handed catch. The crowd that has gathered to watch the fire, breaks into cheers.

Tebow does a little dance, lifts the cat above his head, wiggles his knees back and forth, then Tebow ‘spikes’ the cat into the pavement in celebration.