The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for February 28, 2022

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    Pickled Pete  over 2 years ago

    Psychiatrist vs. Bartender

    A man sitting at a bar after work shares with the bartender why he is looking so stressed, “I’m not sleeping well. I have nightmares about a monster under my bed and I am too embarrassed to seek help.”

    A patron nearby overhears this and introduces himself, “I overheard your story and I am a psychiatrist. Maybe I can help. The first thing is you recognize these are only dreams, and that is obvious so I should be able to help you in a few sessions. Here’s my card, give me a call.”

    A few weeks pass and the same two are once again at the bar after work. The psychiatrist says to the other guy, “Hi, how goes the nightmares? I never heard from you so I hope you are doing okay.”

    The other guy says, “Things are great, the bartender helped me.”

    Psychiatrist, “the bartender helped you? You needed a trained professional to help you, what possibly could a bartender do that a psychiatrist couldn’t?”

    The other guy says, “he told me to saw the legs off my bed.”

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