The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for March 02, 2022

As this comic strip ends today, they is off to find new jobs in new comic strips. So far, only Break our giant frog has found work elsewhere.

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Woman Power

A recently divorced woman was walking along the beach, when she notices a lamp in the sand. She picks it up and rubs it, and out pops a genie. “I am the genie of this lamp,” he said, “and I will grant you three wishes, but under one condition: whatever you receive, the person you hate the most will receive ten times the amount. Who is the person you hate the most?”

The woman replies easily, “My ex-husband.”

“Okay, what is your first wish?”

“I wish I had a billion dollars!” the woman replied excitedly. Piles and piles of cash appear around her and she is ecstatic, until the genie says, “Remember, though, your ex-husband now has ten billion dollars.”

The woman is fuming at this. “Okay, my next wish is to live in a mansion with a view of the ocean.” Suddenly, right behind the woman, a beautiful, enormous mansion appears. The woman begins running towards it, when the genie says “But, remember, your ex-husband now owns a mansion ten times as large and as beautiful.”

The woman is now very, very visibly upset. She decides to think very, very carefully about her last wish. After a few minutes of deep thought, she grins wickedly, turns to the genie, and says “I wish to give birth to twins.”

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