A Republican, a Democrat, and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car when a tornado picks up the car and tosses them miles into the air.When the car finally comes back down, the three men realize they’ve been transported to Oz.
“I’m going to ask the Wizard for a brain,” says the Democrat.
“I’m going to ask him for a heart,” says the Republican.
Bill Clinton looks around and asks the two men, “Where do you think Dorothy is?”
As I sit here typing these few words, it is May 25, but this strip has not ‘Updated Today’, so it is really still only May 24th. . . Is this time standing still, or is it traveling back in time?
Has this ever happened before with The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day?
It’s 1961 and Chuck knocks on his prom date’s door.Her dad opens it and invites him in.
“So, you’re taking our Betty to her first prom?” he asks, sternly.
Chuck nervously stutters “y-yes sir.”
“She’ll be down in a sec. But let’s have a chat while we wait.”
Chuck slumps in the nearest chair, waiting for the inevitable talk.
“There’s something you need to understand about Betty,” her dad continues.
“She loves to screw. I cannot count the times we’ve caught her screwing. If she had her way, she would screw all night and never stop. Do you understand?”
Chuck nods dumbly, unable to believe his luck. Then Betty comes down the stairs, and the young couple head out for their date.
A few minutes later Betty walks back in and says “TWIST dad, it’s called the TWIST!”
Pickled Pete over 2 years ago
A tornado thru Ottawa? — maybe
A Republican, a Democrat, and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car when a tornado picks up the car and tosses them miles into the air.When the car finally comes back down, the three men realize they’ve been transported to Oz.
“I’m going to ask the Wizard for a brain,” says the Democrat.
“I’m going to ask him for a heart,” says the Republican.
Bill Clinton looks around and asks the two men, “Where do you think Dorothy is?”
mbakerbr549 over 2 years ago
Good to see you back, old Pard! Glad you weren’t hurt in the storm. And what a joke! Not just Clinton, the joke you told…
Pickled Pete over 2 years ago
As I sit here typing these few words, it is May 25, but this strip has not ‘Updated Today’, so it is really still only May 24th. . . Is this time standing still, or is it traveling back in time?
Has this ever happened before with The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day?
Is this really A Finale??
Pickled Pete over 2 years ago
A Funny for May 25
Let’s Dance *It’s 1961 and Chuck knocks on his prom date’s door.Her dad opens it and invites him in.
“So, you’re taking our Betty to her first prom?” he asks, sternly.
Chuck nervously stutters “y-yes sir.”
“She’ll be down in a sec. But let’s have a chat while we wait.”
Chuck slumps in the nearest chair, waiting for the inevitable talk.
“There’s something you need to understand about Betty,” her dad continues.
“She loves to screw. I cannot count the times we’ve caught her screwing. If she had her way, she would screw all night and never stop. Do you understand?”
Chuck nods dumbly, unable to believe his luck. Then Betty comes down the stairs, and the young couple head out for their date.
A few minutes later Betty walks back in and says “TWIST dad, it’s called the TWIST!”
RLG Premium Member over 2 years ago
It is also happening to other strips that updates daily, so I don’t think there is reason to worry yet.