The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for June 22, 2022

Little Timmy wants to take the dog for a walk and asks his mom if he can take her around the block.

The mom knows the dog is in heat but doesn’t want to tell Timmy he can’t take the dog for a walk and open that can of worms with little Timmy on what it means and tread down the ‘birds and the bees’, so instead she tells little Timmy to go ask his dad instead.

So little Timmy goes out to the garage with his dog on the leash and asks his dad if he can take the dog for a walk.

The father looks down at Timmy and doesn’t really want to have ‘the talk’ just yet, so instead he grabs a cloth and pours a little fuel on it and wipes it beneath the dog’s tail to mask the scent, he then tells Timmy it’ll be fine to take the dog on a walk.

After fifteen minutes or so little Timmy walked back into the driveway, but there was no dog.

Concerned, the father asked where their dog was.

“Oh,” Little Timmy says, “she ran out of gas halfway around the block, but don’t worry though, another dog is pushing her home.”