How to help your local politician qualify for a mental asylum
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A politician is visiting the local mental asylum, and asks “How do you decide whether someone should be admitted here?”
“Well,” says the director, “We fill up a bath with water, then give the patient a teaspoon, a mug, and a bucket, and ask them to empty the bath as quickly as possible.”
“I see,” says the politician, “and if he’s got any sense he’ll choose the bucket.”
“No,” says the director, “If he’s got any sense he’ll pull the plug out!”
ObiJoan about 2 years ago
All quiet in the western front
Pickled Pete about 2 years ago
A gorgeous woman goes to a Doctor looking fantastic: hair and makeup done by a professional, Gucci heels, Versace dress and Prada purse…
“I’ve been stung by a nasty insect of some kind,” she tells the doctor, “…but I’m ashamed to tell you where.”
“It’s okay,” says the good doctor. “Our communication is privileged; I won’t tell anyone.”
“Okay, It was at Walmart.”
Pickled Pete about 2 years ago
How to help your local politician qualify for a mental asylum
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A politician is visiting the local mental asylum, and asks “How do you decide whether someone should be admitted here?”
“Well,” says the director, “We fill up a bath with water, then give the patient a teaspoon, a mug, and a bucket, and ask them to empty the bath as quickly as possible.”
“I see,” says the politician, “and if he’s got any sense he’ll choose the bucket.”
“No,” says the director, “If he’s got any sense he’ll pull the plug out!”