The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for December 11, 2022

Drink Please

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him “What is the name of your pen!s?”

The customer says “I’m not like that, man. I just want a drink”.

The bartender says “I can’t serve you until I hear a name for your pen!s. For example, mine is Nike, for the slogan just do it. I’ll come back in a couple minutes”.

The man thinks, and turns to the man on his left. He asks “What’s the name of your pen!s?”

He says Timex, because it takes a licking and keeps on ticking. He turns to the right and asks the other man the name for his pen!s. He says it’s Ford. Have you driven a Ford lately? The man thinks and calls the bartender over.

He says “I have a name for my pen!s. It’s Secret”. The bartender asks why is it Secret. “Because it’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman”.