The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for December 24, 2022
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Transcript:
Thanks to the Readers of "The Comic Strip that has a Finale Every Day!" This is the last strip! It's been a great run! Tomorrow: Goodbye again!
Pickled Pete almost 2 years ago
Nessie
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An atheist man was out fishing in a boat on Loch Ness.After a few hours sitting in the middle of the lake, the boat shook hard and Nessie suddenly appeared from underneath.
Within a few seconds, the boat was destroyed and he was in the air, above the open jaws of the monster.
But before he could fall in, the man quickly shouted, “Oh God in Heaven! Please save my life!”
At this instant, time froze and a voice boomed from the heavens above, “Mortal! Why call to me for help? I thought you didn’t believe that I existed?”
At this the man replied, “Oh, give me a break God! Up until 10 seconds ago, I didn’t even believe that the Loch Ness Monster existed!”
Pickled Pete almost 2 years ago
A couple is walking in East Berlin on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation.
“I think it’s raining,” says the man.
“No, it’s snowing,” replies the woman.
“How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!” exclaims the main. "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?
“Definitely raining,” Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.
The man turns to his wife with a smile. “See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”