The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for December 27, 2022

The Circle

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Justin had just gotten a new car and was out for a drive when he accidentally cut off a truck driver. Truck driver motioned for Justin to pull over.

When Justin did, the driver got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to Justin, “Stand in that circle and DON’T MOVE!”

He then went to Justin’s car and cut up its leather seats.

When he turned around, Justin had a slight grin on his face, so the driver said, “Oh you think that’s funny? Watch this!”

He gets a bat out of his truck and breaks every window in Justin’s car. When he turns and looks at Justin, he has a smile on his face.

Driver is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all its tires.

Now Justin is laughing.

The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of petrol, pours it on Justin’s car and sets it on fire.

He turns around and Justin is laughing so hard he is about to fall down.

“What’s so funny?” the truck driver asked.

Justin replied, “Every time you weren’t looking, I stepped outside the circle!!”

Doberman

A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, “Um, err,which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?”

A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body hair growing out through the seams, turned slowly on his stool, looked down at the quivering little man and said, "It’s my dog. Why?

“Well,” squeaked the little man, obviously very nervous,"I believe my dog just killed it, sir.

“What? " roared the big man in disbelief. "What in the hell kind of dog do you have?

“Sir,” answered the little man, "It’s a four week old puppy.

“Bull! " roared the biker, "How could your puppy kill my Doberman?

“It appears that he choked on it, sir. "

i love how offbeat this is