Boss: “Oh, don’t mind Jimmy. He’s not really lost, we laid him off decades ago, and now we just keep him around as a Halloween decoration.”
Secretary: “I don’t care. He still creeps me out.”
Boss: “Fine. Just move him into the breakroom. The employees have been wasting too much time there anyway.”
Lordy…he would give me the heebeejeebees too!
It’s looking at me.
He just came out of the closet.
And something in there smells.
Ida No about 2 years ago
Boss: “Oh, don’t mind Jimmy. He’s not really lost, we laid him off decades ago, and now we just keep him around as a Halloween decoration.”
Secretary: “I don’t care. He still creeps me out.”
Boss: “Fine. Just move him into the breakroom. The employees have been wasting too much time there anyway.”
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
Lordy…he would give me the heebeejeebees too!
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 2 years ago
It’s looking at me.
cactusbob333 about 2 years ago
He just came out of the closet.
goboboyd about 2 years ago
And something in there smells.