The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 15, 2009
Transcript:
Teacher: Pop quiz! Write down your best pickup line! Larry not only failed Don Juan's popular class on meeting women, but was put under surveillance by campus police. Come here often. Hey baby, what's your sign? If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put "u" and "i" together. Excuse me, miss, but does this cloth smell like chloroform?
Do you all know margueritem personally