The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 12, 2010

Actually, he would have dissolved into goo…..

Morton (When it rains it pours) is the mortician!

If only he had stuck with old fashioned snail mail, he’d still be alive.

Good one Sheik; or in this slug mail.

Beer works!

Yup, grapthics, booze is the ONLY answer.

I see this is Kevorkian’s site WebMD.net instead of the actually helpful site WebMD.com

He’s dissolving from the inside out, of course.

I’d rather be saline….

i don’t always agree with those cures listed on web md but this one worked he doesn’t have a sore throat any more

Looks like he took a slug of the wrong concoction.

The internet is not always right, it just thinks it is.

Wendell the slug….alas, I knew him not.

I read you should ring your garden with salt to protect it from slugs. The result was super gross! I think the beer pond is a much better idea. My biology prof recommended it. She said they basically get drunk and drown.

Saline takes me away….ACK!

I rang my garden with salt but it never returned my calls!

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