The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 19, 2010

Shoe safety….

Always something…..!

She might want to discuss wolf proofing with the three little pigs.

Anyone here ever heard of weight watchers?

Should have used a “granny knot”.

The lace’s on my walking shoes/trainers/whatever keep stretching and coming loose, double knots don’t work now.

If I were as fat as everyone in this strip, I’d use velcro laces.

The barefoot burglar strikes again! At least he was kind enough to take his shoes off before tracking in mud. Who needs insult after injury?

LKD, obviously the thief was not wearing his sneakers.

But he’s clearly tied up now.

I guess the kids , tired of a diet of broth and beatings have all grown up and moved away to live in their own shoes

grapfhics, I seem to be replying to things you’ve said a lot today. Everything you need for the laces is here: http://fieggen.com/shoelace/secureknot.htm

That’s a Toe-peek-a shoe.

oceola hehe

bubujin_2,

hahah. We’ll he’s properly accessorized now, most certainly. But those silver braclets really go best with prison orange.

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe, She said with my income it’s all I can do, If you think thats substandard, why just down the block, There’s an old man who lives in a sock!

Good ones, everybody! A lady alone needs all the deadbolts and alarms now-a-days ;-(

He must have been a real heel to have burglarized the old woman in a shoe.

And don’t forget your gun!

So he was arrested for bootjacking?