The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 05, 2010

That dragon must be working hand-in-hand with Cardinal Richelieu’s men. The Cardinal has switched from using dragoons to using dragons; he’s finally learned how to move his vowels.

He had a vowel movement? Sounds messy.

That kid must be some kind of a Dumas.

Well, at least it is not “vulgar”.

The fourth musketeer never told that story at the three musketeers’ bar. He would have been dragged on to Newgate and chocked late at night for being a dumas.

Kids are always sneaking cookies, candy, musketeers…….Gotta watch them every second.

I remember when they were layered chocolate, strawberry, vanilla creme. My favorite, though, was the cherry-flavored candy cigarettes. And no, I’ve never smoked tobacco, drank excessively, or used drugs in my life.

Ya think one of them is the new chocolate mint version?

I was thinking of some comments that might be punny, this one might work, but the others Are a miss…

I didn’t LOL at this one , but I did get some snickers

…and I’m Old enough to remember when Three Musketeers candy bars were formerly called dip . They were in a red package about the size of a deck of cards. You could turn the candy upside down and they still read dip . The Good Old Days!

Nothing like a good V/M.

Every litter-bit hurts… er helps… whatever

THAT was a laugh out loud! Thanks, Scott.