The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 25, 2012

Are you talking to me, boy? Are you talkin’ to me?

Is Billy wearing Puka Shells??GM Marg, and Gargyles

He shouldn’t be driving anyway, at his age.

Much ado about nothin’ officer.

Leaky, it’s ruff when nobody gets it.

Johnny…. funny.They apparently made a lot of those…. I hear that Bacon kid has one too.

Meanwhile… if they’d just let him drive on to the next little hamlet… but I wouldn’t place any bets sonnet.

Bill: “The quality of mercy is not strained…let me go just this once.”Officer Marlowe: “Come, let’s away to prison; We two alone will sing…. in other words, no.”

Billy Bob didn’t like my artistic license either.

Was he drunk? He was Titus Andronicus!

2BRNT2BOut of the car, damned spotA license with any other nameTwo gentleman of rural GeorgiaThe taming of the Audi

He will be a merry wanderer of the night no longer!

“Know why I pulled you over? From over the dashboard you looked like Johnny Diego.”

must be the tights

there just ain’t nuttin’ to be said about this one.

To your own self be true, dude!

Johnny … is this, then, the undiscovered country, from whose bournno traveller returns?