The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 04, 2012

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    margueritem  about 12 years ago

    Jenny cannot be trusted, Pig.

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    Linux0s  about 12 years ago

    SPF 0 (extra crispy).

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    Odd Dog Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Self basting beach tray remember low and slow indirect heat

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    naturally_easy  about 12 years ago

    Ahh…a Luau! (sp?)

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    rogue53  about 12 years ago

    Make sure you rotis yourself, I don’t want you raw on one side and burnt on the other.

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    malpot  about 12 years ago

    Pigs can,t sweat… Must be the juices. Mmmmm, juices.

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    GROG Premium Member about 12 years ago

    You better go and save your bacon.

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    Commentator  about 12 years ago

    Jenny needs a push-up bra top.

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    jreckard  about 12 years ago

    Jenny doesn’t look like a black widow.

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    philyfanstukinmi  about 12 years ago

    Jenny doesn’t give a spit. She’ll give new meaning to porking up when it’s done.

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    Rwill  about 12 years ago

    Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Kramer used butter as suntan oil.

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    Tom Falco  about 12 years ago

    Insert it in your mouth piggie.

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    Digital Frog  about 12 years ago

    I think that’s the same reason why pigs don’t last long as firefighters.

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    William Bednar Premium Member about 12 years ago

    The other “Red Meat”?

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    JB10000Lakes  about 12 years ago

    I guess Jenny-O is branching out into pork now.

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    hippogriff  about 12 years ago

    notsoastute: Sorta, on artificial lakes.

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    LingeeWhiz  about 12 years ago

    It’s so hot out here I could roast!

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    frightenup Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Mmmm, slow roasted pig…. [drool]

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    kaecispopX  about 12 years ago

    Don’t start the bar-b-que wars here. Every region thinks they have the best bar-b-que. Plus I have tried Eastern North Carolina food ( It can’t be classified as cuisine.) Even the bar-b-qued pork was bland and the vinegar base sauce was not very tasty.

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    mjpankr  about 12 years ago

    It’s kind of hard to imagine that someone with a sweet, old-fashioned name like “Jenny” could be capable of such perfidy. Still, I think this situation would make for a memorable episode of “Who the Bleep Did I Marry?”

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    J Quest  about 12 years ago

    Makin’ bacon on the beach!

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    coffeeturtle  about 12 years ago

    Ah! I see now! Jenny, I got your number!867-5309

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    Popeyesforearm  about 12 years ago

    Jenny likes HANGIN" out at the beach. Maybe Rat shows up with a baseball bat and saves the pig??

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    bsdenney32  about 12 years ago

    Jenny Craig must be backsliding

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    Rimmy Jo Buckles  about 12 years ago

    I was at the beach with my sister, who is a bit overweight and some teenagers were saying the most meanspirited things.

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    iced tea  about 12 years ago

    Don’t forget the pineapple for his gut.

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