Everything with Vin was Rose, until he tried to Bordeaux the plane, and then things went Blanc. Then some Brutes caused him much Champagne. Dom Perignon would not be pleased. He was a dead, cold Duck. He would soon be Vin-egar.
Hey, I’ll just stay with my Bud maybe his friends Jack and Jim will come visit sure hope they bring Jimmy and his Granddad along these guys let ya have a really good time.
margueritem almost 12 years ago
A dangerous weapon, made to shorten the lives of many a bottle of vino.
Linux0s almost 12 years ago
He’s screwed.
el8 almost 12 years ago
Watch the guy start wining.
peggykb9 almost 12 years ago
TSAauvignon workers have all the fun.
naturally_easy almost 12 years ago
That’s a statement I hope I never hear at airport security. At least in regards to myself. :)
jreckard almost 12 years ago
Must be a first – a concealed weapon inside a magnum.
Maybe he’s an ex-port.
J Short almost 12 years ago
It’s the Alien, Napa Style.
emptc12 almost 12 years ago
Everything with Vin was Rose, until he tried to Bordeaux the plane, and then things went Blanc. Then some Brutes caused him much Champagne. Dom Perignon would not be pleased. He was a dead, cold Duck. He would soon be Vin-egar.
CYGNUS X1 almost 12 years ago
This guys going to get uncorked and I suspect a cavity search is in order!
el8 almost 12 years ago
@jmcx4
AKA: Mad Dog
Digital Frog almost 12 years ago
What he’s about to experience won’t be Champagne, it’ll be the real pain.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 12 years ago
All seriousness aside, I saw a new label a few weeks ago, “Flip Flop”. Thought I’d give it a try. Turns out I was reading the ingredients label…..
LingeeWhiz almost 12 years ago
Someone’s about to come uncorked.
echoraven almost 12 years ago
Would have been funnier perhaps in an “Alien” setting…
jmcx4 almost 12 years ago
I think Lucy was there too. (WIth Diamonds?)
prrdh almost 12 years ago
Some people would say it’s worse…it’s actually Farsi. The grape gets its name from Shiraz, a city in southwest Iran.
gorbasche2 almost 12 years ago
The x-ray is on the carry-on scanner area. Dude just happens to be standing at the body scanner.
RabbitDad almost 12 years ago
It’s profiling. Shiraz sounds like an Ay-Rab name.
Popeyesforearm almost 12 years ago
In the words of Fred Sanford, “I’ll have a Champipple, a cross between Champagne and Ripple”
pcolli almost 12 years ago
I wonder how long it’s going to be before womens’ finger nails have to be a regulation 1/8 of an inch.
caller49 almost 12 years ago
Hey, I’ll just stay with my Bud maybe his friends Jack and Jim will come visit sure hope they bring Jimmy and his Granddad along these guys let ya have a really good time.