The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 07, 2013

They also happen right in front of the castle wall.

It’s just hard to beat for some yolks.

This is your son.This is your son on drugs.

An urban culture, incubated right here in the suburbs….first it’s just a little crack,,,then they turn to heavy drugs…Flu vaccine, penicillin…

The first step is admitting that you have a crack.

He’s too chicken to face his inner demons.

Wait … if eggs have eggs for parents, who’s that on the wall?

Well, that was a grand slam of an intervention.

Next thing, he’’ll be listening to The Wall, by Pink Floyd.

Denny’s? But what about the poem?

Burger King’s horses And Burger King’s menCouldn’t put HumptyBack together again.

Surrogate mom’s picture on the wall.

Don’t egg him on. He can beat this on his own, with or without his parents whisking him.

LOL. I like this one

The people at Denny’s prefer the whites.Dogsniff, You crack me up!

“Is this what we shell out our money for?”“Oh yeah? Well, Dad, the yolks on you!”

Mom, you crack me up!

Quit putting him down, he’s finally starting to come out of his shell.

You all are bringing home the bacon with these egg jokes. The Argyle Sweater always brings out the best.

“Sunny side down” is just over easy.

i remember a dilbert about a clotheing store that specelized in egg shaped customers; now i know why

Humpty is heading off to plumbers college

Humpty’s mom is going topless?

and Humpty’s naked as the day he was hatched.

LOL. Good one.

Popeyes4arm: Doesn’t matter. No mammal, no mammaries.

Quit now, while you’re A-egg!!