The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 07, 2014
Transcript:
Snake: What's black and white and red all over? Hiker: A newspaper? Snake: Nope Hiker: A zebra in a blender? Snake: Nope. Hiker: A police car that's crashed into a tomato truck? Snake: Nope. Hiker: I give up. Most hikers try to avoid the non-lethal, yet obnoxious riddlesnake.
The correct answer was, “Giant panda with marinara”.