The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 21, 2014
Transcript:
Voice (out of frame): Are you the god of sarcasm? Man: No, I'm the god of sincerity. ...Duh. Voice (out of frame): Pick a card. Man: And now for something completely god-like. THE LESSER KNOWN GREEK GODS SARCASTICLES ASYMMETRICLES: GOD OF THE UNEVEN MAGICLES: DEITY OF DAVID BLAINE SPECTACLES LORD OF LENSCRAFTERS JOHNCLEESECLES
Testecles: God of pop quizzes (shame on anyone who thought otherwise).