The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 10, 2014

Dad shot too quickly.

should have used a “silencer” to avoid the shotgun.

At formal weddings they use white shotguns.

Cute little pistol.

Shoot….this is funny.

He forgot about the safety catch and now there’s a little blunderbuss.

The pews were loaded.

He should be saying “I did.”

I wonder what triggered this relationship, anyway.

They went off half cocked, and had a shotgun wedding.

Her father was ready to choke him.

It’s the Smith and Wesson wedding.

Her gown was featured in a magazine

They went on to form the Cartridge Family.

I hear the reception was a blast.

Shoot! Somebody shot a wad…

Bang! …dang… No pulling out of this one.

When the subject turns to gunsThe puns will range far and wide.