The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 31, 2014
May 30, 2014
June 01, 2014
Transcript:
HAMBURGER HELPER HAND: "I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE TASTE STANDARDS ARE AT THIS STORE, BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT THIS SHOULD BE KEPT AWAY FROM IMPRESSIONABLE EYES."
He only has three fingers. The hands in the book have four. Cartoon hands usually have just three fingers because that is an easier way to draw a hand and because cartoon hands with four fingers look weird.
I have never heard of Hamburger Helper, but after some research, I have decided never to use it due to the additives and preservatives. One could make perfectly good burgers without it.
What?? I’ve never once seen Susan show anything remotely close to hatred. You’re entitled to your point of view, but that doesn’t include personal attacks…
The first one looks a little like the sign for “dance”, but that is usually done with the left palm flat and the two fingers of the right hand moving back and forth (like dancing). The second isn’t anything I recognize, but I’m certainly not familiar with EVERY sign.
Tigger, you are dead wrong on your post. Susan is a favorite of the posters. I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt that you meant to reply to a poster named Susan on the editorial comics and somehow your comment ended up here. Here at the regular comics we don’t lob personal attacks at other commentators. Heck, I don’t believe in personal attacks on the editorial comic pages either.
Arianne over 10 years ago
He’s just resentful because he can never pinky swear.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
I’m not sure whether the sign language is real….
but I’m pretty sure Righty is outraged because the hands in the book are …. shown together…. and…. um…. naked…
Actually I suppose he just has too much time on his…. well… his hand….. cos he’s not employed full time like his brother Lefty.
joe piglet Premium Member over 10 years ago
I am impressionable, I think I will try these hand sign around town today and see what happens.
ladykat over 10 years ago
Not touching those signs, nope, not at all.
jreckard over 10 years ago
That’s some hand.
J Short over 10 years ago
Hey man, give me fiv…er… four.
osceola over 10 years ago
He only has three fingers. The hands in the book have four. Cartoon hands usually have just three fingers because that is an easier way to draw a hand and because cartoon hands with four fingers look weird.
LingeeWhiz over 10 years ago
Fingers have no taste.
Darryl Heine over 10 years ago
The Chicago Tribune ran the bumped May 26, 2014 Argyle Sweater strip instead of this one.
feralglance over 10 years ago
They have an extra finger, too! Scandalous.
Stephen Gilberg over 10 years ago
At least there isn’t a finger slipping into a hole made by another finger and a thumb.
pcolli over 10 years ago
I have never heard of Hamburger Helper, but after some research, I have decided never to use it due to the additives and preservatives. One could make perfectly good burgers without it.
finnygirl Premium Member over 10 years ago
What?? I’ve never once seen Susan show anything remotely close to hatred. You’re entitled to your point of view, but that doesn’t include personal attacks…
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 10 years ago
The first one looks a little like the sign for “dance”, but that is usually done with the left palm flat and the two fingers of the right hand moving back and forth (like dancing). The second isn’t anything I recognize, but I’m certainly not familiar with EVERY sign.
Nighthawk700 over 10 years ago
The first sign (if done horizontally) is walk. The second one is almost the sign for institute, but both of the pinkies should be out, not just one.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
Um… Tigger?Are you sure you meant that for me?
Cos, I feel terrible if that’s really what you think, but…. I honestly don’t understand it.
I don’t hate anybody: I avoid arguments on this site, and almost never express anything in the forums that could be called a point of view.
If I’ve wronged you in some manner, please let me know.
And Finnygirl and Bruno….THANK YOU!
Tigdi over 10 years ago
Tigger, you are dead wrong on your post. Susan is a favorite of the posters. I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt that you meant to reply to a poster named Susan on the editorial comics and somehow your comment ended up here. Here at the regular comics we don’t lob personal attacks at other commentators. Heck, I don’t believe in personal attacks on the editorial comic pages either.
Reality,really? over 10 years ago
Echo tigdi