The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 12, 2014

When he goes home to his big, empty house, he’ll complain of being a doctor without boarders, and he still can’t find anyone to replace his porch floor, making him, again, a doctor without boarders. And his date last week found out that he really considered himself a doctor without borders. .All this is not to be confused with the hospital party last month when the caterer failed to show up, leaving them to be doctors without hors d’oeuvres.