The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 21, 2014

This bar might be too edgy for us.

Looks like a good place for a hookup.

The jig is out.

During happy hour, not a crossword is spoken.

But if you leave, nothing will fit.

Wait, isn’t it the correct bar? They are definitely going to find a mate, the perfect fit!

That’s what I thought, too, craigmary.

I don’t get it.

I think Bill and friend may only be into each other.

It is actually very clear when you look at their legs. Count them. Ohhh….

I think Hilburn screwed the analogy up. Bill and his friend should also have “tabs” and no “blanks”. (“blanks” being the jigsaw puzzle terms for “holes the tabs go into”)

So….. Just so everyone has a place to hang out, is there a corner bar?

It also occurs to me that all these guys are either from the world’s easiest jigsaw puzzles…. or the world’s hardest.

The Puzzle Pub can really be.

Hmm…I believe that’s a jig-ger of rum on the bar there!

They’re a couple of misfits.

Might be a good place to make connections.

They don´t fit in here.

Two or three pieces might hook up, but there really isn’t much excitement in that. Sometimes there are 12 or 15, but those kinds are usually cheap and easy. The middle class pieces hold out for a minimum of 500, while the elite insist on being part of a group of 1000 or more.

I always compared people to puzzle pieces.

In the first bar thing a were alright. But in this bar things were outta sight. I was dancing in a lesbian bar.