The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 14, 2015
February 13, 2015
February 15, 2015
Transcript:
Blonde boy: "...You're so sexy and beautiful and thank you for being mine."
Hat boy: Well? What do you think?
Blonde boy: Blech! That's the worst Mother's Day card ever, Oedipus.
Some need an excuse to “get some” before the obviously pagan fertility rites associated with eggs & bunnies. Don’t forget the flowers. Shiny rocks were once used to put the bunny in the stew. Sorry about that, Chief.
My version was “Adipose Rex” wherein the kid decides Mom’s a bit on the heavy side, marries a local girl his own age, and lives happily ever after. Never sold well…..
Bilan over 9 years ago
This is funny enough that we can overlook a 5th Century BC Greek celebrating a 3rd Century Roman saint…..with a baseball cap.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 9 years ago
Some need an excuse to “get some” before the obviously pagan fertility rites associated with eggs & bunnies. Don’t forget the flowers. Shiny rocks were once used to put the bunny in the stew. Sorry about that, Chief.
PICTO over 9 years ago
The first woman I ever kissed was another man’s wife… it was my mother.
jk123 over 9 years ago
i am a freud to say that this situation is somewhat complex
J Short over 9 years ago
If you two have a daughter name her Electra.
J Short over 9 years ago
If you two have a daughter name her Electra; you could get some serious mileage out of this relationship.
Al Nala over 9 years ago
That’s why he was sent away from home as a baby.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 9 years ago
My version was “Adipose Rex” wherein the kid decides Mom’s a bit on the heavy side, marries a local girl his own age, and lives happily ever after. Never sold well…..
jk123 over 9 years ago
anybody remember the tom Lehrer version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mScdJURKGWM
TheWildSow over 9 years ago
And Norman was going to fix his mom breakfast in bed, but she said she was stuffed.
Darryl Heine over 9 years ago
It’s Valentine’s Day, not Mother’s Day.