The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 15, 2016
June 14, 2016
June 16, 2016
Transcript:
Cop wearing hat: Witnesses say he put his whole self in and put his whole self out. He put his whole self in and then he shook it all about. Cop with glasses: Didn't anyone tell the schlob etch-a-sketches can't do the hokey pokey?
We are certain witness testimony is unreliable. I believe he tried to draw a circle, and had a epileptic seizure.