The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 15, 2016
December 14, 2016
December 16, 2016
Transcript:
Caption: Rings that don't exist. Voice from out of frame holding coaster: Coaster, please! Captions: Sweat ring on Martha Stewart's coffee table. Toilet ring in tidy bowl man's commode. Blonde: My agent hasn't called in ages. Captions: Katherine Heigl's phone. Cathy's nose ring. Philadelphia eagles' super bowl ring.
Perhaps Wentz should have grown up to be a Cowboy. But there’s always next year for all you Eagles fans.